September 29, the hero of Russia, the commander of the “secret” military unit 29155 (161 training center for specialists of the Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation), Major General Andrei Vladimirovich Averyanov celebrated his 54th birthday.

The part is located in Moscow, on 11th Parkovaya Street 38A and specializes in operations aimed at destabilizing Europe. Natives of it were seen in an attempted coup in Montenegro, poisoning a Bulgarian arms dealer, explosions of ammunition depots in the Czech Republic and, of course, an unsuccessful attempt on the life of ex-GRU officer Sergei Skripal in Salisbury.

On our part, we decided to congratulate the “gallant” GRU commander on his day and make a gift in honor of this. The family of the secret service agent will finally find out what these secret business trips to Crimea are and why his subordinates use female perfumes.

Let’s start with the fact that “hanky panky” is present in the life of not only “Petrov” and “Boshirov” – their commander Andrei Vladimirovich also canonically loves to take the girls to look at his “spire” off the coast of the Black Sea. Despite his middle age and chronic prostatitis, the hero of Russia regularly performs feats not only for the benefit of his homeland. Amorous pleasures with young girls at public expense have become an integral part of the commander’s life.

An employee of the Officials and Delegations Lounge told us the following: “Averyanov, using the title of Hero of the Russian Federation, almost always uses the services of vip-halls, incl. Officials and Delegations Lounge for romantic travel and comfort. ” Indeed, the “legendary” secret service agent should not stand in line with ordinary people. Andrey Vladimirovich loves to allocate company cars for his passions, for example, Lexus ES350.

The first lady of the scout’s heart is Ekaterina Nikolaevna Kharchenko, born on August 29, 1993. With her, the general “rejuvenated” on July 3, 2020, when he flew to Simferopol through Officials and Delegations Lounge at Sheremetyevo, and on July 8 he returned to service. Averyanov himself arrived at the airport by a Toyota Camry, and Ekaterina Nikolaevna by a service Lexus ES350. Andrey Vladimirovich was having fun at the “Crimean Breeze” hotel (Crimea, Parkovoye village, Parkovoye highway, 39) with a hammam, a Finnish sauna, and a swimming pool included in the price.

The second girl is Rusinova Maria Vladimirovna, born on 16.12.1988. Like last time, Andrei Vladimirovich, with a new passion, went to the Crimea. On October 5, 2020, he flew to Simferopol through Officials and Delegations Lounge at Sheremetyevo, and on October 10 he arrived home.

The third passion is Barskaya Zhanna Vladimirovna, born on 20.02.1983. This time the sweet couple went to Sochi, probably to celebrate Victory Day. On May 8, 2021, the hero of the Russian Federation with Zhanna Vladimirovna flew to Sochi through the Officials and Delegations Lounge to Vnukovo, and on May 12 he flew to Moscow.

Apparently, only three things help Andrei Vladimirovich from prostatitis: “hanky panky” in the Crimea, the annexation of which he helped, for what he received the title of Hero of the Russian Federation; young girls who are sponsored by the major general from the state defense budget; and the feast days, which he does not celebrate with his family.